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Old Jun 26, 2009, 06:17 PM // 18:17   #2461
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..NO but i can speak in Elitanian.. "Wart wart wart" i just said "Coockies are good for your fatty deposists"

How many languages does a chicken know?
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Old Jun 26, 2009, 06:35 PM // 18:35   #2462
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depends on what country the chicken is from.

What does one chicken says to another chicken when it cross the street?
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Old Jun 26, 2009, 06:43 PM // 18:43   #2463
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Why did you cross it with me.. are you staler....?

Why does cow goes MOOOOOOOOO?
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Old Jun 26, 2009, 06:44 PM // 18:44   #2464
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somebody moon them, but they lack the tongue twisting ability and lost the n somewhere.

How did the cow jumps over the moon?
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Old Jun 26, 2009, 06:49 PM // 18:49   #2465
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It had a jet-pack and Mark II Space Suit....

IF Terminator Bunnies were to invade your town what would you do.
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Old Jun 26, 2009, 06:52 PM // 18:52   #2466
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Shoot a documentary about the invasion, send to National Geographic.

terminator or transformer?

(time to sleep) *yawn. lol 4am and i am wide awake all your fault Ghost Omel.
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Old Jun 26, 2009, 06:56 PM // 18:56   #2467
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Ok OK last post.. here.. unless some 1 else posts besides youi...

'IL BE BACK" Terminator ofcourse....

Warewolf or Con Drakul?
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Old Jun 26, 2009, 09:04 PM // 21:04   #2468
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Does it matter?

Are we back to turning this into the this or that thread again?
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Old Jun 26, 2009, 09:08 PM // 21:08   #2469
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Maybe......"Points finger at Pumpkin"------> SHE DID IT!!!

OK OK.. There is 3 fishes in a bowl one of the drowns how many fish are left alive in the bowl?
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Old Jun 26, 2009, 09:23 PM // 21:23   #2470
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None, the other two jumped out the bowl to go to the funural and dried out.

Does a good fish need to smell?
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Old Jun 27, 2009, 02:30 AM // 02:30   #2471
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Depends on the water they swim in. sometime they try not to smell its surrounding, sometime the surrounding make them smell

Does a bad fish rob the bank?
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Old Jun 27, 2009, 04:47 AM // 04:47   #2472
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Only if he is a dum-bass (lol i made a joke)

Where does the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing go?
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Old Jun 27, 2009, 02:24 PM // 14:24   #2473
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to put the fire off xD


Why are people too scared to say fυсκ and say the GoRedEngine thing?
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Old Jun 27, 2009, 03:24 PM // 15:24   #2474
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Because the Go Red Engine is the first step of robots taking over humanity, robots can't RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO so they don't want us to say the word.

Why can't robots have sex?
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Old Jun 27, 2009, 03:41 PM // 15:41   #2475
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They can, they just do it secretely :]

Why does pumpkin pie like pumpkin pies so much?
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Old Jun 27, 2009, 06:59 PM // 18:59   #2476
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Because pumpkin pie is a cannibal.

Why are cannibals hated? They so nice and cudly!
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Old Jun 27, 2009, 08:13 PM // 20:13   #2477
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Because they don't share.

Does an analyst have to be anal?
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Old Jun 28, 2009, 01:03 AM // 01:03   #2478
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yes, it's a prerequisite. check the manual.

you do have a manual don't you?
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Old Jun 28, 2009, 04:55 AM // 04:55   #2479
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No, it fell in the vat of acid.

Why is there a vat of acid in here?
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Old Jun 28, 2009, 05:01 AM // 05:01   #2480
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I left the jars out in the open, dEad1 knocked them over.

What is a vat?
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